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What MTA says, what MTA means

josh:

“Train traffic ahead of us” — some idiot held the doors open.

“An earlier incident” — an earlier incident of being incompetent.

“Held by the train dispatcher” — the person in control of this train is far away, you cannot hurt him.

“Rmgf Fras d fa on the Jqw line” — get off immediately. You are going the wrong way, despite all evidence to the contrary.

”” — The train is always slow here, deal with it.

“A medical emergency” — someone threw themselves on the tracks because of an earlier incident.

  9AM, Sep 27 2009
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  1. neighborhoodr reblogged this from josh
  2. mattie reblogged this from josh and added:
    Oh how I miss hating
  3. mopostal reblogged this from kmaverick and added:
    This is still one of the most surreal moments of my life :)
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    I swear, my life has become infinitely better since I stopped having
  5. kmaverick reblogged this from funsize and added:
    Spot on. Except for that one glorious day on the A train with Maury when the angel conductor was there telling us to...
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